Way Back Stalkers!

These two gals and I go waaaay back.  So far back, they remember who Cletus is and why I gave him the finger from the comfort of my own backyard.  They be my original Xangan Stalkers!

They also happen to be a part of team Grand Mudders, for that dirty dirty mud run last weekend.

Jay and Wendy-Loo:

BEFORE

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AFTER

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I know I said it before but it cracks me up that I’m trying not to get them any dirtier than they already are in this shot. WATCH THE MUD!

Another fun fact about these two: I met both of these girls through the evil Internets, the same evil Internets I used to warm Boy about (when he was a budding adolescent) until I was all, “Hey! I met some people that I’m gonna go have Trash Can Nachos with!  I hope I don’t die!!”

I didn’t die and here we are!

I love me some way back Stalkers!

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Unexpected Mud Run Stalker!

Post-mud run was filled with standing in line for an hour waiting to be served our hamburger and beer, shivering when the sun went behind the clouds, replaying events and obstacles and catching up with friends.

With hamburgers in hand, we grabbed a table and soon others joined us because Jay has lots o’friends and they needed a place to sit too.

Enter a gal who leans over to me and says she knows me.  I totally don’t recognize her.  Then she tells me she’s a true Stalker! and she reads my site and knows all about me.  And, by the way, congrats on becoming a grandma!

Oh, my.  This is an interesting development!

If she hadn’t been Jay’s friend, I might have been all FIVE FEET BACK, MISSY!  Nah.  I never do that to any of my Stalkers!

It was an odd experience.  She knew sooo much about me and I knew zippo about her. See what happens when you chronicle your life on the Internets?! Sweetest gal, though.

Jay was quick with the camera, so I can introduce y’all to Kierstyn Krajca…STALKER!

You want to wear me like a what?!

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NOT REALLY!
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Do you guys know how much joy it brings me that you play along with my weirdo games?!  SO MUCH!

Thank you, Kierstyn!  You are now officially welcomed to the Stalker! clubhouse.  You know the last Stalker! in brings the beer, right?

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Adorable Stalker! You’re Doing It Right

Meet Sweet E, my most adorable Stalker!

Sweet E Stalker!

Although, as it has been pointed out to me, I am more of his Stalker! than he is mine.

How could I resist?  That nose, those cheeks, that sweet kissable head, that HAIR, that incredibly cool onesie!

 

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Student Teacher Stalker!

I love me some teachers and Miss Shelby is going to be an amazing one:

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Isn’t she adorable?  Can’t you imagine how many of her young students will fall in love with her?

She’s the girlfriend of one of my godsons and we just all want to know when they’re getting married.

WHEN?! 

I fear she may be hesitating because she knows what she’d be getting into.  She’d be one. of. us.

Come to the fun side, Shelby.

DO IT!

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Stalker Wedding!

Stalker weddings are the best weddings!

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Happy happy life to Steve and Rebecca!

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